Check it out...don't be a douche!

http://www.ejb.com

Reading an encyclopedia is like...well...like reading a fucking encyclopedia! Boring, but does have useful information (knowledge is power, my friend). However, I doubt you will be bored with THIS lovely online encyclopedia of Hot Chicks!

http://www.chickipedia.com/

This is also an INVALUABLE resource for all of you celeb stockers out there. A one-stop-stocker-shop!

How to pronounce Oklahoma correctly

I never knew this.  I guess I had been pronouncing it correctly, but I never knew the story behind it..

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce

Oklahoma 

The proper way is:

' Okla . . .  homa'
(There's a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)

See the reason below.

The correct way to pronounce Oklahoma!

Am I missing something here? Maybe it is a "gay thing"...or maybe an S&M thing...

Bondage Teddy...new from Mattel! ;-)

Whatever "thing" it is...I totally don't get it!!! Here is a quote from an article I happened to Google to (while looking for more of that lovely lady in the handcuffs with the butterfly ring) and VOILA!...I'm reading about "mind-nipple connection" in conjunction with using "butterlfy clips":

"Use of nipple clamps also helps to enlarge the nipples and with regular use the nipples will become more protruding and often will increase in sensitivity. Use of nipple clamps is one way to increase the mind-nipple connection."

Thought I would just share that notion with everyone...that we are all in need of getting in touch with our "mind-nipple connection"!!!

Next, they are going to be talking about hooking car battery cables to our nuts!!! That's why, kids, I say, "FUCK DAT!" Call me "old fashioned straight guy", but I'm not into enlarging my nipples or anything. Seems strange the level of deviancy that the gay community exhibits, while trying to say, "We're just like everyone else...but with nipple clamps and subcutaneous gerbil remains!"

Was that too much??? Oh, come on guys! I'm into a little spanking and rough house with the ladies...but what is up with shoving all types of inanimate objects up your kiester as well as streching out your nipples? Do you REALLY find that much pleasure in pain and self-mutilation?

 Oh well...not my bag!  But, I leave you with something to check out!

I would like to see the rest...unless it is also likewise clamped!

Why, Marisa Miller, is that sand in your vagina or are you just happy to see me???

Marisa's Sandy Vagina...I'd still munch it!

Bill agrees!

This is EXACTLY what happens to me!!!

Man...I think Marisa Miller is a total hotty! I would love to bounce dat ass!

But I'll take a look! Especially if you are Amber Evans!

This guy is the MAN!

Well, it seems that our Russian friends over at Gavna.net have changed some things since my last post about their awesome collection of online PRON!

The big change seems to be that they no longer host the files for download and instead use sites that allow free download! The end result: MORE FREE PRON!

You don't have to know Russian to know good porn! However, you might find some of the guides I put forth in my last post to be helpful in finding the PRON OF YOU DREAMS! Hurry before Gavna starts charging! Happy downloading!

You may be asking yourself, "Where is all the PORN on this website?" The answer is that it is still here, just that you have to register for an account before you can see it!

How do you register, you ask? Here is your answer: